Matt Here.
Great blogging topics have once again been coming to me in day visions and other eureka moments, not unlike how Dr. House miraculously realizes a life saving diagnosis in a moment of clarity and genius. There is probably a direct correlation between the Laker's winning streak (now 11-1, woohoo!) and my general good mood and clever wit. I've decided that if the Lakers win it all this year, I'll go out and buy myself a new team jersey. Actually, here in Utah, Lakers fans are tolerated about as much as the Plague and polygamy jokes, so I'll most likely have to buy that memorabilia online. That really puts a wet blanket on my wild and crazy plans, since anything I buy with a credit card must pass under the all seeing eye of she who must be appeased. Now I'm rambling.
In totally unrelated news, our candy apply business has started to pick up again now that people are starting to recover from the Halloween crash and the candy high and are once again on the search for sugar and clever gifts. Our business has reached a new level of status in the community; we received an order today from none other than Merrill Osmond. Yes, that Merrill Osmond. Our business now caters to an exclusive group of celebrities, wealthy businessmen and social elite (and anyone else who can do a simple Google search and place an order on our site; please feel free!).
That's all I got. certainly more later.
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